Airdate: October 13, 2004
Written by Luke Schelhaas; Directed by David Carson
I’m glad you made the team, Clark, but why be a conformist? At least with the whole farmboy plaid thing, as lame as it is, it completely belongs to you. – Lois
THE STEPFORD BOYFRIENDS COME TO SMALLVILLE – Clark (Tom Welling) joins the football team at school and is immediately given the starting quarterback position after the old quarterback starts a fight with new coach Jason. (Jensen Teague) Curious about the behavior change in his old teammate, Clark and Lois (Erica Durance) investigate and discover that the cheerleaders are poisoning the teams’ water with Kryptonite, turning the players into Stepford-like boyfriends.
Guest Stars
Erica Durance (Lois Lane)
Moneca Delain (Mara)
Amanda Walsh (Mandy)
Featured Music
Better Off By Myself by Bosshouse
Revolution by Authority Zero
California by Hawk Nelson
Medicated by Sub Space Radio
Meltdown by Ash
On The Run by Sam Roberts
Disco MF by The Penfifteen Club
Our Myster by Bebo Norman












































